THIS IS WHERE I RAMBLE.

I'm going to make this clear. I do not - repeat, DO NOT - like the film Titanic. In fact, while it tries to be heavily romantic, it's rather long and boring. Also it's on right now.

Now I bet the filmmakers knew some interest would be lost, so they decided to put Kate Winslet's breasts somewhere in the movie. Seriously - DiCaprio's in that drawing room, and she goes in bla bla bla. Then, HERE THEY COME TO SAVE THE DAY!

[7:45pm - she just got slapped. Lol.]

I believe this was supposed to be an example of Artistic Nudity, which in this case basically means Ofcom won't tazer anyone for showing breasts in a tasteful manner before the watershed. I personally felt that this was an attempt to gain my interest again.

Anyway, here they come to save the day, he draws her, and there's a fade out at the end of the scene that tells you 'HEY GUYS THIS CHARACTER IS ACTUALLY REALLY OLD LOL.' At this point if DiCaprio can really draw like that, he's actually quite good.

Another, semi-related observation: that scene where they have sex in the car is pretty gross. I mean a couple cannot seriously generate that much steam between them. So when you look inside they're all wet and sweaty, and I can only imagine the smell.

In addition, I can't really take this scene seriously anyway thanks to the film score playing at the time. This gives me the feeling that instead of thinking how gross this scene is, I should be thinking about how nice and romantic it is; how sweet it is for those two to be together.

Also the breasts are covered up. Just thought you'd like to know.

I've actually run out of things to say about this film, apart from that it's a bad film and whatnot. I've learnt a couple of important lessons though: watch where you're going, and don't watch this film.